The one thing that’s less appealing rather than the effort of your charm is a used paper towel that’s been left inside of a dumpster for a month. Apart from that, you couldn’t win a friendship or romantic relationship if it was to be the main prize in the world, but a rabid raccoon would be wise enough to drive clear of your absurd company. Moreover, you aren’t just apathetic, but you’re a walking, breathing monument to alienation, but it’s the type that embodies the term “boring”. Finally, it seems as though you’ve woken up one day with the decision of trying to be the world’s most bottomless mistake, but you’ve went above & beyond to ensure that you win that title